Category Archives: WTF Fashion

High Heel Phones…check it out

Talked about on Technabob, this shoe phone is a silly little collectors item for silly little short people like me…



Stay Sassy,


Snuggie Fashion Show


Fashion Snuggie

If this isn’t Runway Comedy, I do not know what is.  That’s right, Snuggie-  that ridiculous blanket had a fashion show at NY Fashion Week this year.  Check it out:

For those of you who do not know what a “Snuggie” is- check out the videos:

Ellen on Snuggie:

Snuggy Parody:



Shark Week Every Week, get your Shark pants here!

Awesome runway comedy on the streets of Sydney.  Saw it on The Sartorialist, had to find the designer: Romance was Born.  Great, fun, fashion.  Simple black T, shark produces the shock factor. Love it.


More from Romance was Born:



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Art? Fashion? or Runway Comedy. . . You decide.

Art? Fashion? or Runway Comedy?

It depends on who you ask but designer Di Mainstone has definitely created something unique with her Sharewear line.



Playing with shapes and the idea of isolation and community in NYC brings an interesting point of view to the table which looks like a mix of Jetson style couture and simply wearable art.

What I find spiffy is that its functional.


You can see that the dress gives you the option of having a wearable reading light wherever you go! Also, when not connected there seems to be an armrest! How convenient! Also, that tail part that pulls out looks like there is what looks like a place to hold your coffee! No spilling, just hands free coffee all the time! I think that’s what it is for, I could be wrong, maybe its just artsy- but if it could hold your coffee or cocktail glass that would be ideal.  As you know, I’m all about fashion that solves problems and this could solve that big problem women have when they don’t have enough hands.  How many times have you been asked to  hold your friend or girlfriend’s purse because she doesn’t have enough hands? Holding the purse?  Guys love that.


I don’t know about you but if I were wearing a dress like that with all those contraptions walking down an alley in NYC I would feel pretty safe.  Thieves would be too confused to rob me, they’d be like “WTF is that? No pockets? No purse? What is that coming out of her hip and head!? I’m not going to take that kind of risk here!”

I’m a fan of Mainstone’s Skorpion line because it looks like she’s wearing her comforter as a dress- something I’ve always wondered if I could pull off.  You’ve got your bed right there. Nap time? Your ready to go.


There you are in jeans and a T shirt and here I am ready to go to bed, anytime. Jelous?

I noticed that all these models aren’t wearing shoes.  Was that on purpose Di Mainstone? If not, I think I’ve found the perfect pairs for the share ware:


Irregular Choice = $115 @ Zappos


Type Z = $109 @ Zappos


I actually think these would go really well with the green.

Guess on Sale for $97 @ zappos


Now, for the lady wearing the bedspread, which at this point I may be sold on.  Any of these would be perfect for it…

Although they are not slippers, I like them enough to wear them to bed:

Promiscuous = $89 @ zappos


Proenza Shouler on Sale for $357 @ eluxury


Alright then so, the final question still remains:

___ Farshion?



___Runway Comedy?

Watch the video if you want to get that feeling, “wtf did I just watch?”


Tall Short Girl


More Runway Comedy




Wow…Really? This is a joke.

More runway comedy I guess.


Tall Short Girl

If it is not a “Shoe” then WTF is it?

A “Shoe” is defined as something to wear on ones feet with a flexible upper and a sole.  So if that’s the case, what is this?


Classy dumpster chick heels? Ferrel Girl shoes? Basically, it looks like some strange lego piece got crazy with some tape and made its-self into a heel. Not quite sure, if your seeing something I’m missing, let me know…


Tall Short Girl

Are we really that lazy?

Shape Up Shoes claim that if you wear them for 30 minutes a day they will help you “tone up and shed unwanted pounds”….really?

Are people really that lazy? Who the hell is buying these? Are they Insane or Blind?  I don’t get it.

They say, “The motion when walking is similar to that of balancing on a BOSU board in combination with using a Stairmaster.” Why the hell would I always want to feel like I was on a stairmaster!? Nevertheless, why would I want to feel like I was on a stairmaster and feel like a complete idiot at the same time?

For Fashion Sake!!! If you want to tone up and lose weight just get your ass to the gym! Go for a walk, jog, bike ride, anything but this!!!!


WTF, like seriously. The sneakers are fine but this is just too much!

I totally don’t get it: you wear the shoes to improve how you look- But you end up looking like an idiot while your doing that!

Anyone who has bought these, please contact me immediately. I have questions, lots of questions.

Tall Short Girl